If Villagers Could Trade Mobs

If Villagers Could Trade Mobs is a Minecraft video made by Orepros. It was released on January 27, 2019.

Plot
The video starts out showing an acacia village. A player walks into the village throwing emeralds. A nitwit villager notices him and walks toward him offering a trade. Noticing he sells 64 emeralds for dirt and sand, the player refuses. This angers the nitwit, so he starts following the player, who tells the nitwit he needs a cow. The nitwit than sets of to a farm where he steals a cow, only to come back to some other villagers also trading the player cows. The player decides to take a librarian villager's cow. A priest tells the other 4 villagers to the emeralds back. The villagers were heard possibly fighting the player. They all gave and received emeralds from the player. The player returns to the village with a friend. The same thing happened again. 10 minutes later a bunch of villagers came with a cow each. The scene switched to the farm where the villagers got the cows. The farmer believes aliens abducted the cows. He runs out of his barn and shouts, warning everybody to hide their cows.

Characters
In order of appearance:
 * Acacia village inhabitants (no lines)
 * Player
 * Nitwit
 * Farmer's cows
 * Nitwit's stolen cow
 * Blacksmith (no lines)
 * Blacksmith's cow
 * Priest
 * Priest's cow
 * Librarian (no lines)
 * Librarian's cow
 * Farmer villager (no lines)
 * Farmer villager's cow
 * Player's friend (no lines)
 * Villagers that wanted to trade cows (no lines)
 * Villagers that wanted to trade cows' cows
 * Farmer
 * Aliens (mentioned only)

Locations

 * Acacia Village
 * Farm

Items

 * Emeralds
 * Leads